So imagine my curiosity when I found out about these:

Boobs on a cookie box? What? The F-Cup cookie was introduced in Japan (of course) about, I wanna say, 2 years ago. Mind you, they don’t claim to make your boobs an F-cup; F-cup in Japan is somewhere around a D-cup here. They contain the herb pueraria mirifica that acts like estrogen when in a female body. Does that mean it’ll help clear your skin too? Supposedly a cookie form of this will make your boobs grow. I found a Youtube video where someone gives a very informative and detailed description of the cookies:

She says she found them in Little Tokyo in SoCal, I might have to go and try to find them!! She says they’re not half-bad either. I could live with having to eat 2-3 of these a day. I wonder if, I mean, hypothetically speaking, just purely out of wonderment, if one had different-sized boobs, would it help even it out? If one slept on one side after eating it would that help the smaller of the two boobs grow?

MAN! A cookie that can help your boobs grow. There’s also the cookie diet where eating the cookies helps you lose weight (…funny how I don’t believe that more than I don’t believe the breast enhancement cookies). I wonder if they can make a cookie that makes you taller. Or more efficient. Or faster. Or smarter. Or more patient. Or have stronger hair and nails. Or grow more muscles. The possibilities are endless.. I just wish R&D and technology would move as fast as I come up with ideas!! What else do you wish cookies could do?